
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try ‘cid and get fucked up worse that my life is?
My brain’s dead weight, I’m tryna get my head straight,
But I can’t figure out which spice girl I want to impregnate
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“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
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I just…………aopdfhovaidjhoifha9oihgoiawdhpofiuhapwhfpoaiuhwfdpoiu
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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