when I hear people laughing
paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.
burtkas: i literally illegally download every song that’s ever been on my ipod ever fuck da sopalice
himmelhoch: Breaking Benjamin-Breath
gay guy: haha
normal person: hahaha
straight white girl: what the fuck is wrong with you you disgusting homophobe? that's a disgusting word gays are people too, ok? that is a completely offensive word and you will be going to hell for you using such words do you understand H E L L you homophobic freak!!!!
pallettownhardcore: So easy a caveman could hit it.
Me: I can't think of a title for my paper
Mom: Why don't you go the Fall Out Boy route and just write a completely random sentence at the top of it